YNYBWTMFK when you start categorizing your children and your friends' kids by what FK faction they would belong to, rather than by their astrological sign. - Leslie GrantSmith
I was diving by my friends house and saw "Knight Cleaners" Hummmmm....
Also, I was watching Star Trek and the ships name was The Raven - Marla
I was in class today half asleep (stayed up too late) well the professor mentioned the phrase "crusaders caught up in obsessions". Well a flash of Nick being seduced just jumped in there. - Amanda Berendt
You know you've been watching too much FK when you buy a brand new car and you get to the point where your odometer reads 1228! This actuallly happened to me, btw! I bought a brand new Ford Aspire and thought of this! - Tammy Lidyard
The name of a newborn in our local newspaper caught my eye the other day, Alyssa Nichol. I had to wonder if her mom is a fan - MarciC (aka Nightlady)
YKYHBWTMFKW...... I had a dream last night that involved people playing chess with a Forever Knight chess set. Nick was the white King, Nat the white queen, Capts Stonetree and Reese were the white bishops, Schanke and Tracy where the white knights. I don't know who/what were the castles. The white pawns were uniformed cops. LaCroix was the black king, Divia the black queen, the Enforcers were the black bishops, Vachon and Screed were the black knights, Urs and Janette were the black castles, and various vampires from the Raven where the black pawns. Gee, do you think that company that makes all the collector plates and chess sets (Hamilton something) would be interested? - Lori Isabella
You spend 20 minutes picking out hand made stationery (from a choice of several different companies) at a specialty store. When you get home & open the package, you realize that the one you bought was made on "Vachon Island", Washington. - vampir
... you are driving home from work on a dreary day, have your radio blaring... hear a pounding sound coming from your trunk and for some reason... turn down your radio... (yes, I'm insane, but aren't we all?) - Lynn
When you are surfing the web and your eyes are drawn istantly to any word that even remotly resembles Nick or Forever Knight(such as "pick" or something referring to "knight"). Or when you are at the grocery store and you see a tomato that Just happened to grow into a strange shape that just happened to look like a Vampire bite (that one almost made me fall down laughing) and yes, Of course I bought that tomato. - Rebecca Scholz
My sister who just moved to Seattle, WA, called me excitedly to tell me that there is a reporter there for Channel 4 news, KOMO, whose name is Tracy Vetter! When she heard the announcer say her name, she nearly fell out of her chair.Maybe one of her stories will be from Vashon Island!!!! - Tina
At the mainentrance to my condo complex a couple of weeks ago were signs with balloons tied to them and arrows pointing down the drive. The signs read: "This Way to Nicholas' Birthday Party" ... Was I tempted???? Well.... - Kay Copeland
You're putting away you're sister's Ken doll and your first thought is what he'd look like with a crew cut. Ack! I'm turning into a NA! Must... puppy... pile.... - Ainsley
You Know You're Way Too Much Into Forever Knight When... You have over 1200 posts in your Vampire folder in your mailbox, and as it come down to 1228, you decide to leave it there for awhile! - D Robinson-Vincent (aka Bubbles)
When I went to the Gerthering, I stood outside the airport waiting for the shuttle that was going to take me to the hotel, when up drives a van with the text: "Knight's limousine service" on the side. - Mette Hedin
You know you that your obsessed with Forever Knight when in the middle of a Language exam (linguistics) you reread what you have just written and discover that instead of writing night as is in time, you have written Knight. - Tamara Gray
I was ringing up merchandise at work, and the total came out exactly to be $12.28. My boss, the other clerks, and all the customers were looking at me like I was crazy while I was standing there, giggling insanely. - Tracy S.Morris
You're driving on the freeway and see a convoy of Knight Transportation, complete with a picture of fully dressed knight on a horse, and start wondering if the vampire community has been on the move. - June Jackson
I was working on someone's pc at work and found out her password is "nickiger". I didn't have time to ask her where she got it. I guess I will have to make a trip back up there when I have the time to find out. - Stephanie Kellerman
Today, while waiting in line at the Chinese fast food take-out for my lunch, I glimpsed the insignia on the workshirt of a guy in front of me. He worked for AMPH. Of course my mind immediately translated that as "A More Permanent Hell (Inc.)" Of course, the company name was probably something completely mundane like "American Motorized Pickle Holders" or something, but it did give me a chuckle along with my egg foo yong. - Nancy Kaminski
I found myself several days ago telling a friend, "you cannot deny what you are", in reference to her current dilemma. It just slipped out and I smiled, although I don't believe my friend had any idea why her situation would cause me to smile. - holiday christie
YKYBWTMFK when your five year old son has a YKY...moment. He came home from school a few days ago with a BIG grin on his face and informed me that a new boy had joined the class...and that his name was Nicholas. And now for my own moment. I was reaching into my closet for a blazer and for the first time I really noticed the brand name of one of my shirts: Nicola. - Juli Monroe
In my evidence class yesterday, the professor gave us a hypothetical case to work on and -- are you ready? The problem involved a man named Lucien and he bought a boat on Vashon Island!!! While this New Yorker has no intentions of offending any Washingtonians, even though they are spelled and pronounced differently, I took it as a sign. Of what I am not quite sure yet. - Maria Salerno
You are walking throught the grocery store, and happen to walk down the aisle with the bottled water. Your eye catches one, "LaCroix bottle water" (Imported from Canada, no less!) and you think, 'So that's how he's making his money now days, wonder if he has something 'else' bottled for sale, too??' - Debra Chapman
YKYBWTMFK when you are at midnite madness and there is a big ad with a big phone number as follows: 555-1227 and you yell at everyone around you that it is wrong. just all wrong. - cousin rust
They hired a temp in our corresponding office named.... (drumroll please) Jeanette. Every time I get on the phone to talk to her, I have to *force* myself to pronounce the "J" in hard American style... instead of the soft and buzzing French style of the Jeanette we know and love. - Lynn
Had another FK moment this evening when a friend & I want out to dinner. We ordered a bottle of red wine & I left the table before it came. When I returned, the bottle was on the table with the cork halfway out & no glasses in sight. I had this momentary thought of grabbing the bottle, pulling the cork out with my teeth, spitting it across the room, & taking a drink!! - Barbara Vainio
I was channel surfing and briefly paused in the middle of a movie because on a store front awning were the words "Forever Fashion". I had this horrible flash of Janette designing clothing, LaCroix as the salesman (never met a buyer he couldn't put the bite on), and Nick as their male model. - Terry Knox
When you're reading and listening to the evening news, half droning it out, and suddenly the newscaster draws your attention. It seems there may be progress in the development of synthetic blood products in the very near future. The medical community is excited because this will help save lives in a pinch when there's no real hemoglobin around...
...And somewhere in the back of your brain, a voice pipes up..."Oh, good! Now Nick won't have to drink the cow blood anymore...." - Angela Durrell
I was watching a horse show on ESPN and one of the jumpers was named "Ardenne (?) de la Barre." She was a Selle Francais mare. I was too busy seeing the "de la Barre" portion of her name to catch the first part, but there you go, the same name as the evil Lord Delabarre, Gwynneth's killer. - Nancy Kaminski
I was in my Colonial Latin America class and we were talking about why the Spanish 'won'. One of the reasons we came up with was disease. So we started talking about Small Pox. The Prof said that one of the treatments was bleeding the victim. And then he said (and I quote) "We know what happens when we take too much." (these were his exact words, I wrote them down) I almost started laughing. I just kept thinking of Nick!!!! Don't take too much!!! - Amanda Berendt
Here I am reading list stuff, when I hear a commercial that starts "There's still 1 missle left, Nick, but you have to get there fast..." I look up as the actor gets into a car & I think "If you need to get there fast, why don't you just fly?!!" - Barbara Vainio
You are watching the episode of Kung Fu: The Legend Continues with CD in it and her character is checking Cain for a bullet wound that was no longer there and he says "I heal fast", and you do a double take to make sure you're watching the right show. - Brandi Morgan
I was enjoying my copy of the new Bjork 'Homogenic' CD, noting the vampire-y lyrics of 'Hunter' and the 'Bachelorette' track - "I'm a fountain of blood, in the shape of a girl..." - innocently reading the info booklet, when there in print, I espy the words 'Photography by Nick Knight' in the credits!
Hmmm...now I keep hearing Nick saying, "Come up to my loft; I'll show you the darkroom. I like dark." - Bonnie Rutledge
Today I was typing a mailing label to the "Director, Rates and Regulation" of a natural gas company. I'd gotten as far as peeling the label off the strip and *almost* placing it on the envelope when I noticed I'd addressed it to the "Director of Rat Regulations."
You see Van Der Wal as the last name of a guest star on FX: The Series and it reminds you of the exorcist in Sons of Belial.
I was in my car, with my mother looking for a building. The building Number was 1228. When we got there, we had to look at the list of doctors. There was a Dr. Nicholas! And a doctor Natalie in the same practice and room! That was the room we needed to go to. As soon as we walked in, a tall, blonde, and very handsome doctor showed us in! - Danielle Goldstein
when you start to do the Washington Post Sunday crossword puzzle & get to the clue "Roman general" & can't understand why Lucius doesn't fit with the rest of the words. - Barbara Vainio
I had a hilarious time seeing two news casters Nick Miller and Jan Smith on TV. Their first names were bold faced while their last names weren't; so on TV it read News by Nick and Jan. ROTFL!!! No vampires made the news though, darn! - Edna Walker
I was watching the Simpsons at midnight and it was the Pretzel Wagon one. Anyway Homer was driving a light bluish greenish
60's ish caddy convertable. Geee.....Fk even invades the cartoon world! - Amanda Berendt
You see a book titled _Figuring Out Roman Nobility_ and get all
excited and wonder if the General is mentioned. So you check the contents...and one chapter is entitled "Curiouser and Curioser" (that's not a spelling mistake--it's about Latin names in Juvenal's 8th _Satire_).
My college newspaper printed a list of car anagrams. This one made me think of FK:
You Know You Have Too Much Forever Knight Stuff on Your Computer When...
You know that you have been watching too much Forever Knight or that your crush on LC has gone too far when you are reading the new company handbook and spot the LaCroix Award. Your first thought is on the company is giving out awards for the best vampire, then you find out that it is for an
employee who does something above the call of duty. Oh well, LC has gotten a lot further than he should have sometimes, so maybe it is named after him. - Cousin Joni
I was riding around Mahwah NJ looking for a church to take a picture of for a project. It was almost dark and I passed this business with the name "BENNETT" real big in lights, so I looked and in the parking lot was a van with the name "LaCroix" on the side. I couldn't see more because I had slowed down to 20 MPH and I still amost ran off the road. - Amanda Berendt
At work today I was ringing up a customer who was wearing a stocking cap. He took the cap off, and had this grey-blonde buzz cut. I had to walk away so he wouldn't think I was laughing at him. - Tracy S.Morris
As far as I know, Screed does not regulate rats but I did double check the name as well as the title to make sure!
You're watching a show about supercollectors and you find a guy named Lambert.
You're flipping channels while eating and see some named Grace Lambert asking Oprah a question and it makes you think of Grace and Natalie. - Judy Freudenthal
One of the other chapters is entitled "Fallen Idols" too. Think John Henderson from U of Cambridge is an FK fan putting some inside jokes into his book? Hmmm? - Kusine Kaninchen
PONTIAC= Poor Old Nick Thinks It's A Cadilac - Debbie Chilson
You have the picture of Fleur and Lacroix set up as your wall paper, and the mouse cursor pops up on Lacroix's neck at startup, and you think, "Bite Here." - Jessica Murray