FK Characters as HSN Hosts

>Barry Diller, CEO of HSN (Home Shopping Networks) has purchased USA Networks from Universal. The >combined nets will go under the name USA Networks. There are no further details at this time.

I can see it now... "Next, we have this beautiful TV show for sale, just in time for the holiday season. It's the only one of its kind in stock - Fever Knight. Oh, I'm sorry, Forever Knight.... Price was several million dollars, but for the next sixty seconds you can pick it up for just $59.95! Order item number FK1228...." - Eric McCann

When I heard this news on the radio today, why did I suddenly have a vision of Nick, Natalie, LaCroix and Janette selling things on the Home Shopping Network? Nick could sell home electronics, Janette could sell clothes (of course), Natalie could sell collectible dolls and cosmetics... and LaCroix could sell... cubic zirconia jewelry! - StephiLyn Fryar

I suppose that Vachon could do the music shows and Screed could sell the toys and animal products? And, of course, Natalie could do health aides. - Joni

I'd say Schanke has a better way with"GEN-U-INE CZ DIAMONDS"... Lacroix would do better with the home electronics, while Nick could sell exercise equipment and tanning beds. - Brenda Faith Bell

Schanke could do bowling gear and sports memorabilia.... - Mary Combs

Screed can join Disney and sell Mickey Mouse products. - DrJulia