List Humor

these are bits & pieces that I found funny, your milage may vary

From: Rosebud Subject: Re: Writers: Request for Submissions I found this on the FK newsgroup this morning and nearly fell off my chair laughing! Sounds like the perfect place for Nick Knight fanfic! I really did need a good laugh this morning! Moozine wrote: > The editors of "Moo," a quarterly Web journal about and for fan > fiction, seek submissions for the first issue. -- Jeri E. Friedman Rosebud@gnv.fdt.net Gainesville, FL, USA * PRESIDENT OF THE OFFICIAL FRED MOLLIN FAN CLUB * Visit Our Website at http://www.mtl.net/solidarite/fmfc Email me for information on how to join!

I guess birdies would fall down out of the trees if Nick asked them to. - Nyx Fixx

I'd better shut up now, before my lurker status is completely shot. - Nyx Fixx

(Re:Blood Drinking)Sometimes I wonder why Nick and Co. don't burst like ticks when they do this greedy swilling. - Nyx Fixx

It's late at night and I'm brainfarting big time.... - Angela Durrell

Ratpackers don't need encourage to get into mischief. - Libby Singleton

Janette's hair in STF . . . . What, was she using the cursed hairbrush from Friday the 13th:the Series? - Susan Garrett

Does anyone besides me think Gilbert Gottfried would be a PERFECT carouche? - Libby Singleton

I *never* have a lucid moment, well maybe a Lucien moment... but ... oh never mind - Lynn

Ratpackers don't just look at both sides of an issue, they scurry all around, all over and inside of it. - Libby Singleton

Oh I don't know, I could argue both sides forever... :) (Hopping off her little soap box, dusting it off, and lugging it away behind her.) - Lynnette

Libby Singleton wrote: Libby & all the other Ratpackers start staring hungrily at the List Hamsters!
Please don't eat the list hamsters. I need my forkni-l! - emily dachowitz

Linda said:
>Susan sings too? Is there no end to her talents?
after Laurie Schlagel wrote:
> I saw Susan (Garrett) at the Long Island singing last night; it was a lot of fun.

Damn it, Jim, I'm a writer, not a performer! - Susan M. Garrett

If vampires DO get to share some of their victim's intoxication, then can you imagine what the sixties {the days of cheap and plentiful acid and other whoopies} might have been like for them? Maybe that's where the term "Happy Meal" originated? - Sami Thompson

Distaff FK
What if the genders of all the characters were reversed? Who do you see playing the parts then? Here's my list:
Nick=Hudson Leick (Callisto on "Xena") Schanke=Suzy Plakson (K'Eylahr on "ST:TNG") LaCroix=Sharon Stone ("Basic Instinct") Janette=Raul Julia ("Addams Family") Natalie=Alexander Siddig ("Deep Space Nine") Tracy=Eric Stoltz ("The Prophecy") Vaschon=Elizabeth Pena ("Jacob's Ladder") Urs=Johnny Depp ("Ed Wood") Screed=Andrea McArdle ("SCTV") Cohen=George Takei ("Star Trek") Divia=McCauley Culken ("Home Alone") - Zahir Blue

Schanke=Rosie O'Donnell (Couldn't help it, she'd do right by his one-liners) LaCroix=your idea of Sharon Stone really works... or that woman from Single White Female (what was her name???) Janette=Adrian Paul ("Highlander" he shows enough sensuality to make a woman want to live forever, if you know what I mean ) Urs=GWD ... Just Kidding!!!! (Hoping to not get knocked unconscious as people throw hard copies of IoM at her) Divia=Emmanuel Lewis (Sorry, after casting GWD in the Distaff role of Urs, I decided to make my crossover into insanity complete.) - Lynn

Forever... Pooh?
Someone told me that everyone's personality can be classified as a character from Whinnie the Pooh. I was curious as to what character the FK crew could be classified as and why... for example:
Nick - he is both Tigger and Piglet (with a touch of Eeore in his more "angsty" moments) Nat - Definite Rabbit Jeanette - Kanga LaCroix - The bees in the tree that chase Pooh or Owl Urs - Roo Tracy - Christopher Robin Vachon - Definite Tigger - Lynn