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From the 4everknightfanatics
* If it CAN be twisted, somebody will!
* Multiple email accounts are a necessity of life, not a luxury.
* People from different factions can and do have lots of fun together.
* A Castle is a great place to live.
* All Dragon races should be restricted to OUTSIDE the Castle.
* Never tell Deanie anything she can use against you later.
* Same goes for Nay.....and Val.....and Teri.....and Stephni....
* LaCroix would NOT be happy about being written into a
bright pink tutu and ballerina slippers. And I would want to
be far, FAR away when he found out.
* Censorship is EVIL.
* Southerners do NOT have accents. I do.
* Chocolate, coffee, "pocky", and movie theater popcorn are
the four major food groups.
* Underwear was not yet invented in 79 AD.
* If "Three Men In a Tub" is re-written to "Three Nekkid FK
Men Coming Out of a Shower", it bears NO resemblance to
the original children's nursery rhyme!
* When securing a prisoner or a loved one to a four-poster bed,
use silk scarves instead of hand-cuffs. Silk scarves are just as
strong and they don't leave bruises.
* Chocolate syrup has many uses that have NOTHING to do
with ice-cream.
* Anatomically correct chocolate pops are great things to have
around in hurricane season.
* Bubble bath should NEVER be used in hot tubs.
* Tired of waiting in line for that special one-on-one time with
your favorite vampire? Clone him! Or write yourself into a
story with him.......
* Some people will do ANYTHING to have a nice story about
LaCroix written for them......even join their least favorite
faction.
* DenialLand is the BEST place to live, any season, day or
knight.
* Forever Knight rocks!.........Oh....wait.....I already knew that!
Would ya really like to know?
Read about the Castle and all its amenities?
Forever Knight is, or what the heck you're talking about.....
(ForeverKnight)