What makes the drool ducts of a Nunkies addict dry up faster than you can say 'adobe'?
Check out our list of Anti-Nunklear Devices if you dare...

Richard Simmons
V-8 Juice
Spandex
The Brady Bunch
Brussel Sprouts
Tax Forms
Grout Duty
Haggis
Liver and Onions
Hairballs
Singing Purple Dinosaurs
Sacred Cold Showers/Ponds/Water Balloons
Pigeons
Pictures Of Screed in Lycra Speedos
Driving an AMC Gremlin or a Pacer
Student Loans
Jury Duty
Pokemon
Alien Abduction
Remodelling Accidents
Pork Rinds
Boybands

Now....wasn't that a total bummer?

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